England 1 Paraguay 0

So, Joe Cole upfront?

Not much point in bringing Theo Walcott eh Sven? What shocking substitutions. The story of the game. Jermaine Defoe anyone?

We never seem to start these tournaments very well but it's the old cliche, at least we have got the 3 points, and I am sure we'll do fine. But I wasn't very impressed to be honest. I can't understand why we like to hit the long ball and miss out passing the ball through two of the best central midfielders in the world.

The comment of the day (although I didn't hear it personally - how I wish I had) surely has to some from Mark Lawrenson. "Robinson looks like a big banana". By the way, where did he get those black gloves from?

Closely followed by 5 Live's Alan Green, "It's not bias ref-ing he's just not very good". And he was rubbish.

And Hansen. "In 2002 the sustitutions were poor, in 2004 they were poor, and today they were even worse", followed by Lineker, "Inexplicable!".

And Ian Wright. "It just worries me that if we get to the quarter finals he will do one of these mental substitutions".

This is where my BBC webcam feed to Australia via Norway comes into it own. Post match BBC analysis and immediate interviews. As Lampard said once, "We Love It".

And signing off, Lineker. "Bring on Trinidad, and while we're at it, bring on Tobago as well". Class. It's worth the licence fee alone.